Whilst I was running the 3 Sqn Flight Line at Butterworth on a gunnery program, this  vertical stunted  guy came into the flight line office, I didn't know him at the time and he was wearing a cotton flying suit and the flying gear undone. He bludged a cigarette off one of the troops and lit up. I politely asked 'who he was' as he wasn't displaying any badges, rank or name tag! He replied, Wing Commander Meissner!! So I apologised for keeping him waiting and gave him his allocated Jet. On his return he checked the banner and by golly he assassinated it and when one of the other pilots complained about a faulty gunsight and not hitting it MICE said take my Jet I don't use it anyway, on the first pass he fires 3 rounds and sees where they go and then draws marks on the windscreen with china graph....that's his sighting . If he was taking the same Jet again he told the ground crew doing the turn- around not to clean the screen LOL. After that we used to put crap on each other as I was ex rotary wing and we used to swap stories and jokes. One was  about the drag with the lambo and he said that he was just to stop as the fuel load was critically low for flight but in the excitement he took off and did a short circuit and when he landed he run out of fuel  5 lbs left not only that he wasn't strapped in just casually sitting in the chair!!!!